Diary of an Evil Overlord

Do you ever wish you hadnt killed your parents?Nate Evergrim does. By the time he realises that the evil domain he just inherited comes with far more problems than he ever imagined its too late... he got what he wanted and now hell get what he deserves.The west wing of the castle is falling down after being undermined by dwarves the kitchens are overrun with mutant weevils and the builders have walked off the restoration of the torture chamber for health and safety reasons.Wilfully obtuse staff stupid minions and a grandmother who (despite his best efforts) just wont die are the least of his worries. Time is running out for him to find enough gold to quell a mutiny if he can just survive his devious mistress and stave off invasion from... well... everyone especially the local Heroes Guild who have a quota to meet. And to make matters worse Health and Safetys most dangerous inspector has just arrived.Minion Morale Day (with shiny-ish prizes) may just be his saving grace... after all with his rag-tag band of misfits and minions in charge what could go wrong?★Publisher note: Written in British English & contains swearing and sarcasm. No mutant weevils were harmed during the writing of this book.