Diary of an Unauthorised Vampire

<p><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Current status: Recently divorced. Recently deceased. Recently discovered vampirism requires forms in triplicate.</strong></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Woke up dead. Rather inconvenient - and with no paperwork I'm now an illegal vampire who can't hug my children without wanting to eat them.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>The gothic vampire matriarch who insists on keeping me in her castle finds everything </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>deliciously dramatic.</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> She swears I need a supernatural guardian or my powers might detonate. After my divorce the last thing I want is to be bound to anyone.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>My new job at a supernatural law firm seemed like a step in the right direction... until a magical artifact went missing and everyone started pointing fangs. Now I'm hunting for the Twilight Concordat with a purple-haired mage whose idea of fun is light breaking and entering. Meanwhile Clara Blackwood the Council's Chief Investigator looks at me like I'm a puzzle she can't quite solve. I can't decide if that makes her my worst enemy or something infinitely more dangerous.</span></p>