Diddly Squat

<p><b>Pull on your wellies, grab your flat cap and join Jeremy Clarkson in this hilarious and fascinating behind-the-scenes look at the infamous Diddly Squat Farm</b><br><br><b>THE NO. 1 <i>SUNDAY TIMES</i> BESTSELLER</b><br><br><b>'Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud' </b><i>Daily Telegraph</i><br><b>'Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches' </b><i>Time Out</i><br>_________<br><br><b>Welcome to Clarkson's farm.</b><br><br>It's always had a nice ring to it. Jeremy just never thought that one day his actual job would be 'a farmer'.<br><br>And, sadly, it doesn't mean he's any good at it.<br><br>From buying the wrong tractor (Lamborghini, since you ask . . .) to formation combine harvesting, getting tied-up in knots of red tape to chasing viciously athletic cows, our hero soon learns that enthusiasm alone might not be enough.<br><br>Jeremy may never succeed in becoming master of his land, but, as he's discovering, the fun lies in the trying . . .<br>_________<br><br><b>'Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube'</b><i> Evening Standard</i><br><br><b><u>Praise for Clarkson's Farm:</u></b><br><br><b>'The best thing Clarkson's done . . . it pains me to say this' </b><i>GUARDIAN</i><br><br><b>'Shockingly hopeful' </b><i>INDEPENDENT</i><br><br><b>'Even the most committed Clarkson haters will find him likeable here' </b><i>TELEGRAPH</i><br><br><b>'Quite lovely' </b><i>THE TIMES</i></p> <p><b>Pull on your wellies, grab your flat cap and join Jeremy Clarkson in this hilarious and fascinating behind-the-scenes look at the infamous Diddly Squat Farm</b><br><br><b>THE NO. 1 <i>SUNDAY TIMES</i> BESTSELLER</b><br><br><b>'Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud' </b><i>Daily Telegraph</i><br><b>'Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches' </b><i>Time Out</i><br>_________<br><br><b>Welcome to Clarkson's farm.</b><br><br>It's always had a nice ring to it. Jeremy just never thought that one day his actual job would be 'a farmer'.<br><br>And, sadly, it doesn't mean he's any good at it.<br><br>From buying the wrong tractor (Lamborghini, since you ask . . .) to formation combine harvesting, getting tied-up in knots of red tape to chasing viciously athletic cows, our hero soon learns that enthusiasm alone might not be enough.<br><br>Jeremy may never succeed in becoming master of his land, but, as he's discovering, the fun lies in the trying . . .<br>_________<br><br><b>'Very funny . . . I cracked up laughing on the tube'</b><i> Evening Standard</i><br><br><b><u>Praise for Clarkson's Farm:</u></b><br><br><b>'The best thing Clarkson's done . . . it pains me to say this' </b><i>GUARDIAN</i><br><br><b>'Shockingly hopeful' </b><i>INDEPENDENT</i><br><br><b>'Even the most committed Clarkson haters will find him likeable here' </b><i>TELEGRAPH</i><br><br><b>'Quite lovely' </b><i>THE TIMES</i></p>