Dirt Nap Rhapsody

A novel about love marriage and the murder it takes to make it last... Tag and Lori are the couple on the top of the wedding cake. Everything about their relationship is perfect and theyre both deliriously happy - except for one tiny little earth-shattering problem. Her name is Marcie and despite the fact that Tag likes to think of himself as a pretty decent guy he just cant shake his desire to do some... well some not so decent things with her. When his obsession with Marcie gets to the point that he finally breaks down and confesses his struggles to Lori Tag is touched by her compassionate and understanding response. He breathes a sigh of relief - until the next day when Marcie turns up dead. Could sweet dainty couldnt-hurt-a-fly Lori be a... be a... Tag cant even bring himself to think it. But could she? Detective Steiner doesnt think so. The way he sees it Tag is guilty as hell and its only a matter of time before the truth comes spilling out of him. Of course Tag knows thats impossible because he doesnt even know the truth himself - and hes not sure if he wants to. Of course the truth may come out anyway if Susan keeps poking around. Susan is Tag and Loris recently widowed next door neighbor whose hobbies include gardening drinking and hypochondria. She also has a thing for Tag and a poor understanding of the concept of boundaries so theres a small chance that Lori might want to murder her too. Assuming of course that Lori is capable of something like... something like... On second thought Tag and Lori have more than one tiny little problem.