Disenchanted Princess

I may be in the middle of nowhere but I still have standards! . Like its not bad enough Daddys in jail for embezzlement (hes a super-successful Hollywood agent btw and totally innocent) but since my fashion-model mom died when I was a baby (Im sure youve seen the E! True Hollywood Story) Ive been shipped off to Possum Grape Arkansas to live with relatives Ive never even met. You read that right: Possum. Grape. Not only is there no Starbucks in this town but Im sharing a room with a six-year-old and Im about to miss the biggest social event of the year back in L.A. Im not sure how yet but I will get back to civilization. Until then I may be stuck on a farm but no ones gonna keep me from ruling the roost!