Disney Tale of the Tape

<p></p><p>In This Corner...</p><p></p><p>Ladies and gentlemen! The Disney Boxing Commission proudly presents a full card of theme park fisticuffs between your favorite Disney attractions restaurants and resorts. There will be winners and there might be blood. A Disney theme park guidebook like no other!</p><p></p><p>Professional boxing judge Dan Sisneros leads a who's who of Disney experts including Len Testa co-author of The Unofficial Guide to Walt Disney World in unique round-by-round showdowns between evenly matched theme park opponents. Do you ever wonder what's better Big Thunder Mountain Railroad or the Matterhorn? Now you're going to find out as punches fly.</p><p></p><p>Over multiple rounds each boxer is rated on various factors such as theming queues backstory Imagineering and many others. The judges score each round evaluating and explaining the good and the bad and then declare a winner.</p><p></p><p>No matter how much you know about the Disney theme parks you've never read about them like this before!</p><p></p><p>Among the fourteen bouts on our colossal card:</p><p></p><p>  Jungle Cruise vs Kilimanjaro Safaris</p><p></p><p>  Dole Whip vs Mickey's Premium Ice Cream Bar</p><p></p><p>  Haunted Mansion (Disneyland) vs Haunted Mansion (Disney World)</p><p></p><p>  California Screamin' vs Rock 'n' Roller Coaster</p><p></p><p>Let's have a clean fight with no punching below the FastPass!</p><p></p>