Do I Flaunt My Fat or Jump Off a Bridge?
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About The Book

Poor Sabina Sunday! Shes 30 years old 100 pounds overweight an unwilling virgin and an accountant in a modeling agency full of lovely skinny women. To make matters worse she lives with her nagging Jewish mother who never lets her forget that she isnt married and is wrong about everything.But things look up one day when Sabina overhears her boss refer to her as that fat sausage. Thats when she joins Weight Watchers Jenny Craig and Overeaters determined to shed the pounds and change her life. At her very first Weight Watchers meeting she meets Thomas a neurotic Italian shrink who overeats to compensate for his inability to cope with his practice and the mysterious murder of two of his patients.As they conquer the scales together Sabina and Thomass friendship grows but so do their problems. They find themselves stalked by a killer and Sabinas mother and her denture-clacking cronies decide to get involved in the investigation only to wind up in a prison cell filled with colorful prostitutes.Youll ache with sympathy for Sabinas battle with the bulge shiver as she comes up against a murderer and laugh as she and the whole zany cast of characters get involved in one outrageous situation after another.About the Author: A.R. Alan is a born storyteller. Even in first grade she became notorious for scribbling stories on scraps of paper. When she wasnt doing that shed have her nose buried in a book soaking up other peoples stories. Reading and writing stories became lifelong passions and shes currently finishing her eleventh novel.Worldwide travel and a career that brought her in touch with a never-ending stream of interesting personalities and celebrities fanned her already fertile imagination over the years and validate the vivid multi-dimensional characters that people her novels.She is also an avid environmentalist and played a major role in saving a New Jersey/New York mountain range from developers. It will remain open space forever.Previously writing under the name of B.B. Carter she has had many short stories poems and five novels published. She has also penned comedic material for Joan Rivers.
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