Do Not Respond

Stick to the rules and you wont have a problem working for this arrogant sanctimonious cad. The Rules of DNR: How to Survive Working for Cole Lawson Do Not Respond emails are meant to be sent to yourself only--never to be re-read or responded to. Vent about your mean boss and dont focus on the scruff on his chin. Ignore the butterflies that flutter as he stares back at you and concentrate on his condescending tone. I wish Id listened. I wish Id never drank my body weight in vodka and sent him a venting email telling him exactly what I really thought about his Lycra-wrapped package and the way he makes my body hum. The last thing I needed was to break those DNR rules and send an email to my boss. Work is about to get a lot more interesting. What have I got myself into?