Dolph the Unicorn Killer & Other Stories

Wait seriously? You want book info? Did you see the title? Its called Dolph the Unicorn Killer & Other Stories. Did you see the cover? Because thats Dolph. Look at that guy. Look at his biceps! Look at that decapitated unicorn head with its freshet of rainbow blood.And now you want book info? As though that title and image alone cant tell you right away whether this is the book for you? Like you cant already tell whether you NEED to read this one or seek more appropriate fair? Maybe you need something more normal. Something a little less...out there. And thats fine. There are lots of great books out there like cozy mysteries you might listen to over audio while darning socks. Maybe youd like a bodice ripped or a heart pounded. You can find those.But this?This is Dolph the Unicorn Killer. And this is Martin Lastrapes. This is the acclaimed and award-winning author who brought you the utterly terrifying Inside the Outside and the utterly terrific The Vampire and the Hunter Trilogy.This is vampires serial killers unicorns and more all of them intersecting within that alluring stretch of the American Southwest known as Las Vegas. This is a collection of short stories that shifts seamlessly from horror and comedy to fantasy and literary fiction weaving together an eclectic tapestry of characters who are bonded by themes of loneliness revenge friendship and sex.This is the most badass gloriously vulgar gut-punching giddy-inducing collection of short stories youll ever encounter.Hows that for book info?