Don't Eat The Sandwiches!

<p>Don’t Eat the Sandwiches! is a story set in 1975 of two cousins in their mid-thirties whose lives bounce back together.</p><p>Despite Joanne an accountant by profession vowing never ever to go on holiday again with “Let’s drink Malaga dry!” Veronica she hears the announcement “Ladies and gentlemen please fasten your seat belts we will shortly be landing at Costa del Sol airport.”</p><p>Returning from their holiday peeling and poor they hatch a late night gin and paella-fuelled plan.</p><p>Sending Veronica to work in a care home seems the obvious source of new guests for Joanne’s newly acquired failing funeral parlour.</p><p>However Providence has other ideas in this tale of comeuppance woven by Howard G Awbery.</p>