Don't Shit in My Hat and Tell Me it Fits

If Archie Bunker had TiVo he'd be the Kid from Brooklyn. --VH1 <P> The perpetually pissed off and potty-mouthed Kid from Brooklyn famous for classic video rants like Starbucks and Bat Day is back for more spewing contempt for virtually everything in twenty-first-century American culture unabashedly letting you know why the world is comin' to a f*ckin' end. Now in his second book of unedited outraged observations the Kid mouths off on all that America holds dear--or not: <P> <B>The Kid On Marriage: </B> <BR> I been married and I been in prison. There's no f*ckin' difference. Except sometimes the food is better in prison. <P> <B>The Kid On Men Versus Women: </B><BR> I'd rather be a man than a woman any day. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you all your orgasms are real and if you retain water it's in a canteen. <P> <B>The Kid On Gun Control: </B><BR> The liberals are crying '100000 people were killed by handguns last year.' Would it make the liberals feel any better if them 100000 people were pushed out of friggin' windows? <P> <B>The Kid On Men Wearing Sandals: </B><BR> I don't even wanna look at my own feet and I sure as hell don't wanna look at someone else's. What we need is Foot Police--you got ugly feet and wear sandals in public it's a $250 fine. <P> <B>The Kid On Britney Spears: </B><BR> She's like the chick you had the hots for in high school and see at the ten-year reunion. She's gained sixty pounds smokes unfiltered Camels she's divorced with two bratty kids and works at a take-out joint. <P> <B>The Kid On This Book: </B><BR> Buy it or don't buy it what the hell do I care? <P> And a buttload more about the good old days of growing up in Canarsie and the cast of screwballs crazies perverts gangsters retards losers and whack-jobs who made Brooklyn the garden spot of the world. <P> Anyway think about it you mook. <P><B>Mike Caracciolo</B> aka the Kid From Brooklyn was born in Canarsie a tough-as-nails blue-collar neighborhood. He's worked at number of professions most notably as a ticket broker for sporting events and Broadway shows. He's appeared on <I>Jimmy Kimmel Live </I>and two episodes of <I>The Sopranos </I> and his videos have been featured on YouTube and VH1. One of the Kid's most popular videos <I>Starbucks 2</I> has been chosen as one of the top fifty best online videos by VHI's WebJunk.com. He's author of <I>Go F*** Yourself: The Kid from Brooklyn's Book of Rants and Other Stuff </I> and lives in Fort Lee New Jersey. Visit his website at www.thekidfrombrooklyn.com. You got a problem with that?