Don't Smell The Flowers! They Want To Steal Your Bones!

The sleepy village of Charlton is under assault. Not from crazies zombies or radioactively enhanced mutants but from locally grown flowers. These devilish orchids lure people in with their favourite smell before rendering them unconscious just so they can pilfer a piece of the victims skeleton. As doctors and paramedics are pushed to breaking point its down to scantily clad detective Harry Surge to root out whos behind this unconventional attack. To nip this in the bud Harry is going to have to call in old favours investigate the history of the village leave no leaf unturned and commandeer as many different vehicles as he can get away with. Even ones he doesnt know how to spell. Brace yourself for a peculiar hike through rural England bring a packed lunch if you get peckish but whatever you do DONT SMELL THE FLOWERS! Cos ya know THEY WANT TO STEAL YOUR BONES! Damn Im good. Never thought Id be able to get the title into the synopsis. Ten points to me none to you. Youve got a mountain to climb now loser. Book 3 in the GoreCom Series is a cautionary tale about the folly of smelling flowers without considering what they might want from you in return. The silliness ante is well and truly raised and the fourth wall broken.