Don't Take Your Elephant to School

<p></p><p><strong>Have you ever given thought to the rules a lion should follow at school? </strong></p><p><strong>Or pondered on the worst thing about queues? </strong></p><p></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>You haven't? Then this book's for you?</strong></p><p>In this collection of over 70 poems Steve Turner returns to much of the word play and wit of his best-selling The Day I Fell Down the Toilet. Using the alphabet as a framework he has written three poems for each letter (including X and Z!). This highly entertaining book will delight all Turner fans and teachers will appreciate the varied poetry forms (shape limerick nonsense free rhyming etc).The fun witty poems - often written from a thought-provoking point of view - cover such diverse subjects as aardvarks cars sausages love and yo-yos so there's sure to be something to interest both boys and girls.</p>