Down to Davy Jones

<p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(14 16 26 1)>Once more our reluctant hero Ricky Bradshaw faces a life-threatening event. His mom is sick. Like really sick. Desperate to try anything to get a miracle and having watched the movie Jesus Revolution with his Mom Ricky agrees to be baptized in a creek by the Pirate Preacher. But things go from bad to worse to apocalyptic when Ricky doesn't come up for air. In the next moment he's on a ship with </span><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(14 16 26 1)>Jonah the prophet</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(14 16 26 1)> in the middle of a raging storm.</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(14 16 26 1)>Sensing that the gods want someone to be sacrificed the crew of barbaric men-none of whom are fond of bathing-casts lots to see who's gonna be the unlucky chump that goes into the sea.</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(14 16 26 1)>Ricky's all like Don't pick me don't pick me! but before he can show his stick Jonah steps up like the </span><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(14 16 26 1)>whale of a guy </strong><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(14 16 26 1)>he is.</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(14 16 26 1)>Except surprise surprise fate has other plans. Because out of nowhere this giant octopus grabs Ricky and drags him down down down into the abyss. For a few harrowing moments Ricky and Jonah share a really tiny space in the gut of the Kraken. Then the </span><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(14 16 26 1)>Kraken</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(14 16 26 1)> gets sick of Ricky and ...</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(14 16 26 1)>When Ricky finally washes ashore he realizes he's in the </span><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(14 16 26 1)><em>underworld</em></strong><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(14 16 26 1)> where the crew of the </span><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(14 16 26 1)><em>Flying Dutchman</em></strong><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(14 16 26 1)> sails around collecting the souls of the dead. And wouldn't you know it they want Ricky's soul most of all. Talk about a bad day. But even a bad day in the underworld can be a fun adventurous sail when there's </span><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(14 16 26 1)>love</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(14 16 26 1)> and </span><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(14 16 26 1)>sacrifice</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(14 16 26 1)> </span><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(14 16 26 1)>zombie-pirates</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(14 16 26 1)> and scores to settle hope for a </span><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(14 16 26 1)>miracle</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(14 16 26 1)> and the chance to meet the </span><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(14 16 26 1)>One</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(14 16 26 1)> who made the wind and sea.</span></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(14 16 26 1)>Down To Davy Jones is a fictional retelling of past pirate escapades based on future events.</strong></p><h2></h2>