Down With Frogs

<p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>Down With Frogs</strong><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)> - </span><em style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>Because dating is basically an extreme sport</em></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>They say you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince. But what they don't tell you is that some of those frogs will ghost you some will forget their wallet at dinner and at least one will own a dustpan so small it could double as a Barbie accessory.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>From first dates that feel like job interviews you didn't prepare for to romantic gestures that belong in a horror film Eden Gruger serves up the hilarious cringe-inducing and occasionally heart-squeezing truth about modern love.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>Whether you're blissfully coupled happily single or still swiping like it's an Olympic event these bite-sized tales will make you laugh wince and maybe even text your best friend: </span><em style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>Oh my god this happened to me.</em></p><p></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>Warning:</strong><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)> May cause uncontrollable giggling eye-rolling and the sudden urge to share your own frog stories.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1); background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1)>Fans of Tracy Bloom and Helen Fielding will fall head over heels for the charm wit and unapologetic honesty of autistic author Eden Gruger.</span></p><p></p>