Downtrodden Abbey: The Interminable Saga of an Insufferable Family

Welcome to Downtrodden Abbey where a battle for the deed to the property is waged between legitimate aristocrats and literal pretenders to the throne. The Crawfish family―Marry Supple Enid Lady Flora and Lord Roderick―are content wiling their days away with naughty charades and twenty-two course dinners until the sinking of the Gigantic takes down the next in line to inherit Downtrodden. Soon cousin Isabich and her son Atchew the rightful heir to the Abbey arrive to claim whats theirs. Downstairs the servants are running amok as crippled weakling Brace is aggressively courted by teen hottie Nana and ladys maid Potatoes OGrotten and her flamboyant sidekick Tomaine cause trouble at every turn. The ensuing insufferably overwrought melodrama takes the reader upstairs and downstairs into parlours and drawing rooms boudoirs and bathrooms and across every class―from the classiest to the classless―in the social pecking order of Edwardian England. Uproariously funny with a wicked sense of humor that Downton Abbey diehards will enjoy Gillian Fetlocks skewers your favorite characters with panache in this winning parody