Dragging and Driving

<p>Do you know these special words used by the dragging and driving experts?<br /><br />DASH-POT: device on some stock cars that keeps the throttle from closing fast and stalling engine when foot is liften suddenly off gas pedal.<br /><br />JOHNSON ROD: there is no such rod. When you can't figure out what is wrong with your engine you blame it on the Johnson rod.<br /><br />SQUIRREL: the type who guns his motor and burns his tires.<br /><br />VELOCITY STACKS: air funnels on carburetors which eliminate cleaners.</p>