Dragon Removal Service

<p><strong>The war was bad. The cleanup is worse.</strong></p><p><strong>  </strong></p><p>Sure the dragon is dead and the Sorcerer is defeated. But with all the silly left-over magic running around the kingdom of Baltica things are 'worser-than-worse'.</p><p><em>Who's going to clean it all up? </em></p><p>  </p><p>Eleven-year-old Gulchima Brixby thinks she's the girl for the job. She's just inherited the family construction company and they're drowning in debt. When a bill-collector threatens her family with prison Gulchima makes a risky decision. She signs a contract to remove all the silly left-over magic from the kingdom's biggest town. </p><p>  </p><p>Fairy poo in the fountain? Swan-maidens under the bridge? Pumpkins that strangle you in your sleep? How hard could it be? <em>It's only magic... </em></p><p>  </p><p>But when a dead dragon drops on her doorstep the job gets dangerous. Someone is sabotaging her contract and if Gulchima can't figure out who killed that dead dragon <strong>she might be next</strong>.</p><p>  </p><p>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br><strong>Preposterous plots ridiculous reasoning glowing beards and obliteration of the fourth wall. If you need a trope-twisting laugh buy Dragon Removal Service today!</strong></p>