Dreadful Stuff

<p><strong>If you are looking for a nice story about a boy who wins a golden ticket you have picked up the wrong book.</strong></p><p>This is the story of Fish a boy with a very unlucky life.</p><p>Fish lives in the one place you never want to visit: a towering junkyard at the top of the world ruled by a mother who makes wicked witches look like guidance counselors. Fish has never left the heap. He has never smelled a flower. He has definitely never seen the ocean.</p><p>Until the day he decides to invent a way out.</p><p>What follows is a series of events that are mostly dangerous entirely dreadful and likely to leave a stain. From mechanical mishaps to very smelly villains Fish is about to learn that adventure is a dirty business.</p><p><strong>Read at your own risk.</strong></p>