Drunk Slutty Elf and Other Stories

<p><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>The lighter side of the other side. </span><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Drunk Slutty Elf and Other Stories</strong><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> is a collection of humorous short stories of fantasy horror and science fiction. In </span><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)><em>Drunk Slutty Elf</em></strong><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> a drunken elf thief hooks up with a gray space alien searching for pieces of his spaceship; </span><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)><em>Djewel and Djinn</em></strong><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> features the Elf and Alien in the realm of Arabian nights. In </span><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)><em>Romance of the Undead;</em></strong><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> a vampire is pursued by his over-enthusiastic fans. Somewhere in </span><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)><em>The Monkey Sea</em></strong><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> an infinite number of monkeys at typewriters plots rebellion. Lovecraft is parodied in </span><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)><em>Furry Tentacles of Menace</em></strong><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> ghost hunters confront hamsters from beyond time and space.; </span><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)><em>The Princess So Sweet and Fair</em></strong><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> gives us fairy tales gone horribly wrong a wicked witch taking an unwanted job seriously and a kingdom overrun by frogs. </span><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)><em>Stone Blockage</em></strong><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>; ancient astronauts arrive and want us to build pyramids the old fashioned way. </span><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)><em>Silver Giant Sexy</em></strong><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> reveals the truth about Kaiju and the alien giants that fight them. </span><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)><em>Armageddon When</em></strong><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> the antichrist shows up for the apocalypse and nobody cares. </span><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> <em>Hard Days Blight</em> </strong><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>gives us a devil that cares too much and damned souls that don't care at all. There is </span><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)><em>Simulaw</em></strong><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> about the future of litigation and </span><strong style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)><em>Courtesy Call</em></strong><span style=color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> about the future of telemarketing plus many more stories wicked subversive and funny. From sly humour to laugh out loud funny Drunk Slutty Elf is a hilarious collection of stories in the styles of masters such as Terry Pratchett Frederick Brown and David Barry.</span></p>