Dumbest Galactic Bounty Hunters

<p><strong>A Hilarious Space Opera of Morally Questionable Heroes</strong></p><p><strong>They were criminals.</strong><br><strong>They were expendable.</strong><br><strong>They said yes anyway.</strong></p><p>Faced with a lifetime rotting in a prison asteroid-or a generous Imperial offer to become brain-chipped bounty hunters-five losers lunatics and lowlifes took the only option dumb enough to make sense.</p><p>Now they roam the stars in a half-broken warship held together by spite caffeine and Bob's questionable welding skills. Technically they serve the Empire. In reality? They're one bad decision away from galactic disaster.</p><p>There's Jack the reluctant captain with a hangover and an authority problem. Rum who thinks violence is a valid negotiation tactic. Minkis a sniper with trust issues. L a technician who talks to machines more than people. And Bob... who is definitely not okay.</p><p>Together they chase down crime lords dodge Syndicate kill squads and try not to accidentally blow themselves up-all while navigating a galaxy that's dirtier louder and weirder than even they are.</p><p>But somewhere in the void opportunity waits. And possibly something even dumber than they are.</p>