Earthquakes in Candyland

<p>AMERICAN CANDYLAND: Love is a swipe away toy aisles teem with plastic tanks nipples are illegal. The Pentagon spends 717 billion dollars a year on war. Scientists say the sixth great extinction event is upon us and mammals aren’t going to make it past the year 2100.</p><p>When faced with disaster Americans grow robust. We become more of ourselves with Twitter feuds celebrity weight loss tricks covens hexing Trump.<br />In the dead of night the old ones whisper “Where has my America gone?” The young ones were born too poor too late to hear the promises and believe them.<br />We feel earthquakes and there is nowhere left to hide.</p><p>This is Jennifer Robin’s America: Hilarious heartbreaking razor-sharp.</p>