Earth's Lair

<p><em>I didn't mean to unleash a curse.</em></p><p><br></p><p><em>Not so long ago I helped my BFF save the world from a horde of the undead. It was a pulse pounding adrenalized adventure but now it's time to return to my true calling farming a task that takes an interesting turn when a recently plowed field reveals the entrance to an old tomb.</em></p><p><br></p><p><em>Totally awesome.</em></p><p><br></p><p><em>Almost as spectacular as the guy who shows up from the Cryptid Historical Society to document the discovery.</em></p><p><br></p><p><em>Less fun? The jerk who broke my heart is back in town. If he dares to come near me I will give him a piece of my mind right after a well-aimed kick.</em></p><p><br></p><p><em>Life is anything but boring as I juggle two men the strangest dreams and a pajama wearing goat who isn't acting like her usual self.</em></p><p><br></p><p><em>And it might be my fault seeing as how I accidentally triggered a curse.</em></p><p><br></p><p>Life is anything but boring as I juggle two men the strangest dreams and a pajama wearing goat who isn't acting like her usual self.</p><p><br></p><p>And it might be my fault seeing as how I accidentally triggered a curse.</p>