EavesDroppings

<p>It all started when Aaron Smokey Arnold spilled oil on his trousers and dead-panned My pants are on their last leg!</p><p>Together with a slew of comical contributors that include Steve Harvey and a talented illustrator who created the accompanying goofball characters M. Price and Smokey Arnold share a compilation of hilarious one-liners such as:</p>��� Pulling a travel trailer with four cylinders is a drag.</br>��� That massage therapist musta rubbed somebody the wrong way.</br>��� The jazz musicians were in a jam.</br>��� The cowboy was at the end of his rope!</br>��� The rehearsing minister practiced what he preached until he got it righteous.</br>��� The naked gambler was on a winning streak.</br>��� I said to my adrenal gland What's the rush?</br>��� I had a dream about smog and woke up exhausted.<p>Eaves Droppings is a collection of classic one-liners that will encourage anyone to find and embrace the humor in the every day.</p>