A few sexy bullet points about Jay: • He is in love with a cheerleader named Cameo Appearance Parnell • He is forever losing Love-15 to tennis-playing goddess Caroline Richardson • He rocks a touché array of pop-culture references jokes and puns • His family-life cookie is about to crumble. Live vicariously through Jay as he faces off against his mortal enemy gets awkward around his dream girl(s) loses his marbles in a Bermudian love triangle watches his parents'' relationship implode and finally learns to get real and be himself(ish) in The Edumacation of Jay Baker by Jay Clark.