Elf Against the Wall

<p><strong>When you kiss your perfect boyfriend under the mistletoe...only for your cousin to scream to the family that you stole her man Christmas is OVER. </strong></p><p>In my defense I didn't know my boss-yup boss. Buckle up because this is messy-was my cousin's newly minted and totally lying fiancé. I thought he was the Nutcracker Prince come to finally show my family that I too was worthy of putting the star atop the Christmas tree.</p><p></p><p>I was so wrong.</p><p>Now my entire family thinks I'm a ho ho ho.</p><p>I'm at the top of the naughty list not in a fun Elf on the Shelf way but rather in a snide-comments-at-brunch and sitting-at-the-kids'-table kinda way.</p><p></p><p>I have to clear my name or Christmas is ruined. Again.</p><p>What better way than to blackmail my family's number one sworn enemy?</p><p>Anderson Wynter is this desperate elf's last hope. Six-foot-five ethically challenged with washboard abs and a death wish Anderson is the perfect weapon to expose my ex and help me get back in my family's good graces.</p><p>That is until the weapon massively backfires... and no not like that.</p><p></p><p>Anderson goes full Nightmare Before Christmas and shows up at my family's annual holiday party in nothing but tattoos and a motorcycle helmet and tells everyone we're dating.</p><p>Yep that kicks me off the naughty list and sends me straight to the Grinch's garbage dump.</p><p></p><p>Now I'm chained to a motorcycle-riding bad elf with terrible morals and an even worse attitude-one who sticks his hand down my shirt in the middle of my parents' posh country club and tells me to ride him like I do his bike.</p><p>When I slap him he just smirks and asks if I fluff my marshmallows while fantasizing about betraying my family with him.</p><p>As if.</p><p></p><p>No way am I sleeping with the man my entire family hates.</p><p>Because that won't just ruin Christmas.</p><p>It'll ruin the rest of my life.</p>