Engorged Loins

An epic tale of one mans quest to save the world one lover at a time.A totally awesome novel that will fly off the shelves at airports be on everyones nightstands and get stolen from libraries all the time.ABOUT THE AUTHORJeremy Pimples (@TheJPimp) is the most popular author of his era. A sophomore in the Golden Hills School District and already a winner of some award his other rad works include the taut thriller Who to Call When Your Stalker is a 911 Operator and Tit for Tat a Mathematical Approach to Morality.TEASERThey did it in the shower. Steam poured up over the foggy glass then her hands hit up against it and wiped off a lot of the steam by accident because she was paying so much attention to doing it. Through the parts where there was no steam on the glass you could see their bodies going at it like a deli worker lost in thought about his ex wife making a club sandwich and angrily slapping on extra slices of turkey.PRAISEIf I had a nickel for every time I got aroused while reading this titillating hunk of words Id have $46.35. That would be 927 arousals plus $33.40 in profit. A great investment. - Annabelle Faltado CPAGenius. But not in that way where the geniuses are studying all the time and wear bowties and are totally nerdy. The kind of genius that has raging sexual desires and looks so handsome and smells so nice you would think hes a stupid idiot who goes to the gym all the time but the jokes on you because actually hes really a mental genius. - Kevin Jeremys best friendHands down the sexiest thing Ive ever read while sitting on the can. - Paul Simon