Everything's Better With Monkeys

<p>SCI FI FUNNY MAN CJ HENDERSON HAS DONE IT AGAIN!</p><p> </p><p>The Pan-Galactic League of Suns had been the undisputed ruling force in the galaxy for eons. But now a fledgling race of ape-descendants (guess who) has burst onto the scene to challenge the old order. Under the command of Captain Alexander Valance the Earth Alliance Starship <em>Roosevelt</em> is the first of the long-awaited Dreadnought-class vessels crewed by 10000 of Earth's sharpest minds and broadest backs.</p><p>The Navy prides itself on having professional by-the-book officers and crewmen; but fortunately for the <em>Roosevelt</em> and her mission some of her sailors haven't gotten around to reading that book yet.</p><p>This is the saga of Chief Gunnery Officer Rockland Vespucci Rocky his best friend Machinist First Mate Li Qui Kon better known to top-notch wire-and-screw jockeys everywhere as Noodles and all the rest of the singing and dancing sailors of the A.E.S.<em> Roosevelt</em>. To say this bunch thought outside the box would imply they thought there was a box in the first place.</p><p>This is beyond a shadow of a doubt the craziest collection of space opera comedies ever assembled. It's all the stories of those beloved scallywags Rocky and Noodles concluded with a new never-before seen tale to end the saga.</p><p>Tribble lovers... this one's for you!</p><p> </p>