Fact and Fiction IV

Oops! Britney Spears in a Dalek romance is why we’re IV. Emmanuel was a name Jesus was known by so it’s no surprise to discover Sylvia Kristel starring in yet another movie celebrative of celibacy for others. The Roman guard Longinus mumbled the words ‘Surely this was the snuff guard!’ (Matt: 27. 54) Or at least that’s how it sounded to Fact and Fiction IV when they watched the movie The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965) with former US’ superstar actor now dead John Wayne who heroically donated his cadaver to medical research on ‘the Big C’ as Billy Vin Longinus. IV listened to the Drac’ ‘Fangs For The Mammaries’ and decided these must have been the jugs that the tattooed vampire wanted to sink its teeth into. Continuing investigating the curious case of the child killed by the Moslem Khidr ‘the green one’ according to the Koran (610-30 C.E.) because he said it was evil Fact and Fiction adopts the dangerously anti-Islamic position that the child was probably innocent. It’s why were IV!