Fairly Odd Mother

Fairly Odd Mother: Musings of a Slightly Off Southern Mom is award-winning journalist Kelly Kazek's skewed and hilarious view of various aspects of life from raising a daughter as a single mom to life in a small town to popular culture ...<p>I felt I had a lot of wisdom to impart to my daughter like Never let a man see you put on control top panty hose (or for that matter take them off. Someone could get hurt.)<br>- from the column Moms get dumber as teens age <p>The idea of drinking a bovine pee cola gives a whole new meaning to those old Peter Frampton lyrics 'I'm in you urine me.' At least I think that's how they went. Plus it makes you give those Red Bull ingredients a second glance.<br>- from the column Try an ice cold Cow-ca Cola<p>Guys at this point have likely picked up on the more obvious (to guys) mystery in this whole incident:<br> Where does a naked woman put $40000 in jewelry...?<br>(Pause while we all ponder this.)<br>...and if this man was paying $100 per hour to have a naked woman in his house why wasn't he watching her? I imagine to some this would seem wasteful.<br> - from the column Nude maid strips man of self respect<p>What readers are saying ...<p>Kelly Kazek has a most delightful writing style and a wry sense of humor! - Jim G. Phoenix Arizona<br>I've never written to a newspaper colunist before but I had to write to tell you how much I enjoyed your column. Rarely does anything make me laugh out loud but your column did! - Martha C. Leeds Alabama<br>I burst out laughing several times - Linda S. Whiting New Jersey <br>If a new column's not there by Monday I start to get the shakes. - Michael P. Milledgeville Ga.