Fanged and Fabulous

<p><strong>I Wanna Suck Your...</strong></p><p> </p><p>Blood. I'm a vampire. Come on.</p><p> </p><p>Then I met Simon and couldn't help thinking: maybe I'm after more than a little nutrition.</p><p> </p><p>He's a runner on a strict diet.</p><p>I eat chips and queso as a main course.</p><p>He's punctual.</p><p>I think five minutes late is on time.</p><p>He's an engineer.</p><p>I tell stories for a living.</p><p>He's human.</p><p>I'm not.</p><p> </p><p>One misanthropic vamp (me) meets one commitment-shy human (him) and sparks fly. But humans and vamps don't do relationships...right?</p><p> </p><p><em>Note from the author: This book contains steamy vampire-human shenanigans enough naughty words to make someone (not me) blush and a vampire who secretly (deep deep deep down) longs to be loved.</em></p>