Fangs Fame And Fine Art - How to Survive a Reality TV Show When You're a Vampire

<p>Dive into a world where centuries-old curses meet modern-day madness in this hilariously chaotic cozy urban fantasy! Cordelia a vampire countess with a taste for fine art and love affairs finds her past literally staring back at her from a stolen Titian portrait. But this isn't your typical midnight museum heist-Lorenzo her Venetian painter ex is trapped within the canvas his soul fragmented by ancient treachery.</p><p>From museum heists to reality TV nightmares Cordelia's life spirals into a whirlwind of absurdity. When Lorenzo's curse causes a clueless TV producer to turn Lorenzo's haunted painting into a viral sensation complete with snobbish art critiques and accidental poltergeists Cordelia must juggle her immortal secrets with the chaos of prime-time television. And just when you think things can't get weirder shadow voices spiritual therapists and a desperate attempt to reap a soul throw Cordelia's world into even more comedic disarray.</p><p>Get ready for a wild ride through art galleries TV studios and the very depths of immortal angst. Can Cordelia protect Lorenzo's soul survive the internet's insatiable hunger for viral memes and maybe just maybe teach a few reality TV producers a lesson they'll never forget? Find out in a story where vampires art and reality TV collide in the most hilariously unexpected ways!</p><p>This is a novella length story of about 30.000 words.</p><p> </p>