Fantasy Fairies Franiards

<p>The verses beckon through the tavern's door</p><p>Enjoy its firelit warmth and grab an ale;</p><p>The poems tell of heroes blood and gore</p><p>They offer dragon's hoard and banshee's wail;</p><p>Behold the creeping dread that stalks the gloom!</p><p>You bitter cynics come and prep your smirks!</p><p>But gentler readers please don't flee the room</p><p>For other poems offer humour's quirks;</p><p>They speak of magic hijinks and kebabs</p><p>And sirens' schemes that make the pirates spew;</p><p>One poem shows a golem braiding carbs;</p><p>A healing potion gets a bad review!</p><p>So heed this poem's cunning sonnet hook</p><p>And venture through the verses; read this book!</p>