<p>From Troy to orcs to burglary</p><p>King Arthur's sword to blasphemy</p><p>A necromancer's dating life</p><p>A hero's existential strife</p><p>A mage who walks her world alone</p><p>The poems vary form and tone</p><p>There's humour wanking blood and gore</p><p>A sonnet villanelle and more</p><p>If rhymes won't please you nothing will</p><p>So sneak inside and loot your fill.</p>