Farm Wars The Henpire Strikes Back

<p><em>Farm Wars</em> is a satire/parody on both Star Wars and Chick-fil-a. The chickens decide they must fight back against the cows using the power of the Horse. Within are many puns and dad jokes based on Star Wars.</p><p><strong>Abou the Author</strong><br />Bryan L. Baggaley saw his first Star Wars movie when he was six years old. He loved the stories so much that he was determined to become a Jedi knight. However despite his years of training with a plastic lightsaber he was unable to achieve the rank of Jedi. But with the spirit of the Jedi still inside him Baggaley decided if he couldn't join the Jedi he could at least parody them. As Baggaley is one who is always thinking with his stomach he doesn't really care who wins the Farm Wars as long as he gets a good meal out of it.</p><p>Baggaley and his wife MaryAlice have eight children so he reads a lot of children's books. He currently lives with them in Salt Lake City UT where he works as a structural engineer forensic investigator property manager author and inventor. In the evenings he keeps the spirit of the Jedi alive in his plastic lightsaber battles with his kids.</p>