Farty Pants

<p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)><em>DO YOU HAVE A LITTLE FARTER IN THE HOUSE? A TODDLER THAT LOVES TO FART ON EVERYONE?</em> </strong><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>If so this book is perfect for them.  </span></p><p><br></p><p>Ethan loves his mom and dad very much.</p><p>He loves them so much that he likes to give them gifts each and every day.</p><p>Sometimes Ethan paints them pictures.</p><p>Sometimes Ethan gives them cool rocks or good pointy sticks from outside.</p><p>Sometimes he gives them a kiss on the cheek.</p><p><br></p><p>But most of the time he gives them his favorite gift a <strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)><em>special gift</em></strong><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>... and that gift... is to fart on them!</span></p><p><br></p><p>Ethan thinks farts are the best funniest things ever... so he is a bit confused why other people don't like it when he farts on them.</p><p><br></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)><em>Will Ethan be farting on people forever?</em></strong></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)><em>Will his mom and dad manage to stop him?</em></strong></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)><em>Who else will fall victim to one of Ethan's special gifts?</em></strong></p><p><br></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)><em>This is a book to teach little ones all about the appropriateness of farting.</em></strong></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)><em>It also teaches them that you should never do something to others that you wouldn't want to be done to you.  </em></strong></p><p><br></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)><em>**If you are looking for a funny and humorous way of teaching your child farting manner and etiquette this book is the one for you! **</em></strong></p><p><br></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)><em>Features:</em></strong></p><p><br></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)><em>- Farting Humor Appropriate for early learners that everyone can relate too!</em></strong></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)><em>- Fun Colorful Illustrations to keep your child's attention.</em></strong></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)><em>-Perfect for early readers pre-schoolers kindergarten and elementary children.</em></strong></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)><em>-Teaches children to make good decisions.</em></strong></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)><em>-8.5 x 8. 5 Book</em></strong></p><p><br></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)><em>-Bonus Material</em></strong></p><p><br></p><p><br></p>