Fat & Funny

Not Every Old Man Turns Into Walter Matthau Or Jack Lemmon. Grumpy Is Not An Option Here Cites The Author. Many Old Men Enjoy Being Funny Old Guys Who Like To Laugh A Lot And Jolly About. If Any Of This Pertains To You You'Ve Come To The Right Place. Read On. There Are Only Two Requirements To Being A Professional Santa Claus: 1) Be Fat And 2) Be Funny. If You Can Check These Two Boxes - And You'Re An Old Chunky Guy With A White Beard - It'S Possible To Make A Little Extra Cash For Your Holidays. You Will Also Have A Whole Lot Of Fun. If Any Of This Rings True With You Read On. This Gig Is Quite Seasonal. On Dec. 26 It'S Over. Then You Go On An Eleven-Month Vacation Until Next Thanksgiving. You Will Read About Large Drunken Corporate Bashes In Fancy Restaurants. You'Ll Read About Small Intimate Family Gatherings Around The Fireplace. Both Are Wonderfully Festive In Their Own Ways. You Will Read About Impromptu Encounters In The Frozen Food Section Of The Grocery Store As Well As The Parking Lot Of The Post Office. You Will Read About The 'Ups' (Cheerful Children Wanting New Bikes) And The 'Downs' (Saddened Children Wanting Their Parents To Stop Fighting). You Will Read About Sparkling Kids. You'Ll Read About Obnoxious Adults. For The Past Decade Supe Has Portrayed Santa Treating It As A Legitimate Lucrative Gig. Here He Shares Many Of The Nice (As Well As Not So Nice) Things He'S Seen With His Mirror-Image View Through Kringle'S Eyeglasses. Many Times He Sees You Before You See Him. But If 'You' Want To Try Your Hand At Being 'Him' - And You Want To Take It Seriously - It'S A Cool And Rewarding Side Job. Read On Prancer. Read On Comet. Read On Reader.