Fatherhood for Fuckheads

<p>Behold Fuckhead what you have become: </p><p><br></p><p>A <strong>FATHER.</strong></p><p><br></p><p>A <strong>DAD. </strong></p><p><br></p><p>But what's that noise? To whom do you speak at night and who's that devil telling you about that lady over who's got a hell of an rump on her? Don't forget about those boobs of hers and how they deliciously joggle as she shifts; don't forget about those beers in the fridge how cold they are and how they'll make you tingle from your head down to your tootsies. </p><p><br></p><p>His name is Ken and he is loud and he is <strong>you </strong>and you must kill him so your family might thrive. </p><p><br></p><p>Will you survive? </p>