First World Cat Problems

<p><i>Being woken from an 8-hour nap by a car alarm.</i><i><br> Fed tuna for dinner two days in a row.</i><br><i>Going outside only to realise instantly you want to be inside.</i><i><br> Catching your owner looking at other cats on the internet.</i><i><br> Losing your favourite toy under the sofa and only having 64 others to choose from.</i><br><br>This is just a handful of the many problems faced every day by a first-world cat. This book is finally giving him a voice.<br><br>Because yes the cat may have got the cream. But it probably wasn&#146;t Waitrose extra thick double cream. And that&#146;s the only kind he likes.</p>