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<p><strong>Emma Beale was having a very bad day. The kind of day that starts with a potty-mouthed Boomer gets worse thanks to the Bureau of Meteorology and ends with a suicidal walk into the surf at Manly.</strong></p><p>She expected oblivion. Instead she got plucked out of the ocean by a seven-foot Maori goddess built like a brick sh*thouse.</p><p>Now instead of being dead Emma is dragged into the grimy heart of South-East Sydney by Kaia a woman with a right hook as epic as her physique. Kaia is a force of nature who puts Godzilla to shame; Emma is armed only with crippling anxiety and a newfound knowledge of diced beef (don't ask).</p><p>Emma just wants to hide. But along with Kaia she's about to discover that sometimes the only way to fix your own absolute crap-fest of a life is by wading headfirst into the messes of others. They aren't exactly heroes. They're definitely not perfect. But they might just be what the city needs.</p><p>Will Emma find romance? Probably not. Will she finally get her sh*t together and punch life in its miserable throat? Maybe if she doesn't get them both killed first.</p><p>Stop reading the blurb and buy the book freeloader.</p>