For Bright Legal MInds Who Have It All

<p>Do you work with know or appreciate lawyers and judges and the hard work they do? Do you want to give them a laugh?</p><p><br></p><p>Anyone in the legal field will love this book that gives a humorous and praiseworthy look at the legal sector! Filled with unusual lawyer stories hilarious judicial decisions little-known legal facts funny courtroom and law office events World Records and much more.</p><p><br></p><p>Revealing the lighter side of the legal profession it's the perfect and unique gift for the Holidays White Elephant Secret Santa stocking stuffer a birthday or an enjoyable surprise gift anytime!</p><p><br></p><p><em>Excerpts</em></p><p><br></p><p><em>Trial lawyer: Doctor how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?</em></p><p><em>Doctor: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.</em></p><p><br></p><p><em>A judge in Kentucky was happy to dismiss a case before trial Quite frankly I would have rather jumped naked off of a 12-foot stepladder into a five-gallon bucket of porcupines than have presided over a two-week trial of the dispute herein. A trial which no doubt would have made the jury more confused than a hungry baby in a topless bar and made the parties and their attorneys madder than mosquitoes in a mannequin factory.</em></p><p><br></p><p>Also features</p><p><br></p><ul><li>World records for the longest jury trial</li><li>The lawyer who won 245 consecutive jury murder cases in a row</li><li>The longest existing legal practice </li><li>Hilarious judicial opinions </li><li>Super-strange court motions and much more.</li></ul><p><br></p><p>It's the perfect gift for anyone in the legal field!</p><p><br></p><p>The most remembered gifts are the ones that make you laugh! He or she will love you for the laughs this amusing book brings! Check it out!</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p> </p>