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<p>����️♂️ FORE! Play: Decoding Golf's Jargon</p><p>Where Golf Meets Satire in the Most Tremendous Way Possible</p><p></p><p>Ever wondered how many ways there are to describe a slice into the woods? Get ready for the most unique golf book you'll ever read - a hilarious journey through the language of golf served up four different ways and garnished with totally fictitious (but totally tremendous) commentary from a certain golf-loving former president.</p><p>In this satirical masterpiece mysterious author Chip N Mulligan presents over 400 pages of golf terminology broken down into four distinct flavors:</p><p></p><ul><li>The Plain (for those who like it simple)</li><li>The Casual (for the weekend warriors)</li><li>The Technical (for the serious students of the game)</li><li>The Tremendous! (featuring 351 completely made-up quotes from you-know-who)</li></ul><p></p><p>This isn't just another dry golf dictionary - it's a witty irreverent take on golf's unique vocabulary complete with AI-generated controversy and enough presidential quotes to fill a golf cart. Whether you're a seasoned pro or someone who thinks a mulligan is just a funny-sounding name this book delivers laughs and learning in equal measure.</p><p>Perfect for:</p><p></p><ul><li>Golf enthusiasts who don't take themselves too seriously</li><li>Anyone who's ever been confused by golf lingo</li><li>Humor lovers who appreciate good satire</li><li>Those who enjoy their golf instruction with a side of political parody</li></ul><p></p><p>Warning: This book contains more fictional presidential proclamations about golf than any other book in history - many people are saying it's true folks! Tremendous!</p><p></p><p>Note: All presidential quotes within are satirical and completely fictional. The author may or may not be hiding behind a clever pen name to avoid strongly worded letters and cold McDonald's fries.</p><p></p><p>Get ready to laugh your way through the links with this one-of-a-kind guide to golf's most colorful language!</p>