Foulditch

Foulditch beckons. Just... pass their tests and the interview. But how the heck do you get there? They arent exactly forthcoming! In fact they hide themselves away! So begins a quest to complete a far-from-easy and way far-from-normal admissions regime for a far-from-regular school. Foulditch College for the Gifted is a devil of a place to get to. Moreover youre on your own - parents not permitted: no grannies no grandads no guardians whatsoever. Reasonable enough! If a trifle daunting... Well... Enter Ethan Bard! A near-eleven-year-old with brains and determination hes got it covered. He knows where to go and correctly directs his coachman on a journey not for the weak. Battling the dark and the cold he encounters all sorts - monsters wraiths and sundry killer wildlife! Just when all seems lost he bumps into Max; and a far-from-regular tour guide known as Billy - a conjurer for sure who fixes them up and feeds them then sends them on their way... up a high and dangerous tower where further encounters ensue... and mystery piles upon threat. Freezing and nearing their limits they struggle onwards and upwards towards their goal. Bravely tackling insurmountable odds they wonder if theyll make it. The going is tough. Far-from-regular tough! What was never intended was the additional encumbrance of a localised alien invasion.