Fountain of Marvelous

Is your life a fountain of marvelous? Do you wish you had the answers to the really important questions in life? Such as how to:</p><li>Get a scholarship to Rehab<br><li>Be happy you're deaf<br><li>Drive a Hotdog<br><li>Get happy face stickers out of stingy dentists<br><li>Tolerate New Years Eve parties<br><li>Use the right pick up lines<br><li>Locate the person who gave you a cold<br><li>Throw your life savings out the window<br><li>Pre-ruin your house before you adopt a puppy<br><li>Buy a hot rod when you should be grieving<br> <li>Eat fried baloney and stay trim<br><li>Pick a NASCAR driver to root for<br><li>Plant a fake garden<br><li>Get over it<br><li>Have an operation and not die</p><i>Fountain of Marvelous</i> is a collection of satirical essays slice of life vignettes and wacky tales of modern life told in Valerie's sharp eclectic style. Her madcap adventures offer a trip down hilarity lane as her stories entertain you and warm your heart.</p><li>Winner of the Mildred Bundimple Award for Literature<br><li>Winner of the Crazy Dog Book Medal 2008<br><li>Official book of happy people everywhere<br><li>Chuck U. Farley Honorary Mention<br>