Four Screenplays

Hollywood Film Classics Receive Some Saucy Naughty Spoofing By Author/Screenwriter Francis Dipietro. Elements From Such Great Movies As \Jaws\ \Rocky\ \The Untouchables\ \Pulp Fiction\ And \Night Of The Living Dead\ Are Given Wild And Outlandish New Twists And Turns. Enter A World Where Nude Zombies Terrorize The Amish Octogenarian Inmates Use Timewarp Toilets To Meet Al Capone A Mutated Tadpole Marauds A Tourist-Dependant Beach Community And Two Former Hit-Men Discover A Magical Bud Which Holds The Key To Their Fame And Their Doom. Protypical Hollywood Characters Are Given Total Makeovers And Mobsters Aliens And Anal Probes Abound...But They Lurk Where You May Not Expect Them.