Fraud: Finance Related African Undergraduate Degree

FROM ME TO YOU A bomb goes off and the terrorists are blamed inflation goes up and the government is blamed congestion charges go up and the Mayor is blamed WHY then do you blame a whole continent when a certain individual or group of individuals swindle money from the system! You call it F.R.A.U.D but I call it the unauthorized acquisition of allocated funds from the B.O.E account to finance the purchase of a new BMW Rolex Cartier Plasma T.V two pieces of chicken and chips large coke and 3 hot wings or simply put - THE BLINGIFICATION OF THE BROTHERMAN. B.O.E stands for the Bank Of Everybody and you contribute to it every time you pay one of the following - congestion charges road tax M.O.T certificates car insurance income tax council tax service charges T.V license national insurance contributions mortgage repayments parking tickets divorce settlements student loans bail bonds speeding fines and especially for the BROTHERS child support unauthorized overdrafts and credit for your PAY AS YOU TALK SPEAK AS YOU PAY TALK AND PAY AND GO or whatever bloody phone network they sting you with! Do not attempt or even think about frying me or burying me alive for using the word NIGGA over a million times in this book because NIGGA stands for Non Ignorant Goal Getting African. This is my attempt to hopefully bring a smile to a few faces disappoint a few and applaud those who just dont give two monkeys and a pint of lager. I present to you a comical and unbiased representation of a fictional fraudulent world so please keep an open mind when reading this book and dont be a DICKHEAD! WHY? Because I did not write this book for DICKHEADS you COCKROACH! FRAUD IS NEITHER BLACK NOR WHITE