Free the Dumb

BOOK REVIEW<p>• I am glad I inspired this book. - God; I'm glad too. - Pollyanna<br>• God blesses America by blessing this book. - Jesus Christ<br>• This book should be standard reading in all the schools for its history and preparing Americans for the future. - George Washington<br>• This book will re-establish prayer in schools. All that work done for nothing. I hate this book! Please burn it. - Satan<br>• I believe in this book. Please don't burn it. - Joan of Arc<br>• If this book had been published in my day I would not have been a traitor. - Benedict Arnold<br>• This book is rebelicous. - Johnny Yuma<br>• This book gives suckers an even break. - P.T. Barnum<br>• Give me liberty and this book or give me death. - Patrick Henry<br>• This book makes a great Christmas present. - Santa Claus<br>• This book is more entertaining than me. - Gypsy Rose Lee<br>• This book is more exciting than an Easter egg hunt. - Easter Bunny<br>• This book will overthrow communism. - Karl Marx<br>• If I had read this book I wouldn't have been a crook. - Richard M. Nixon<br>• If this book had been written in my day I would have stolen it and given a copy to everyone - Robin Hood<br>• If this book had been out in my day instead of making salt I would have made more of these books. - Gandhi<br>• Remember the Alamo and this book. - Davy Crockett and Jim Bowie<br>• I would charge up San Juan Hill again. Bully for this book. - Theodore Roosevelt<br>• If this book had been written before slavery there would have been no slavery. - Martin Luther King Jr.<br>• This is the only book I have read twice. - The most interesting man in the world ®<br>• This book is so electrifying. It will re-establish the Republic and the Constitution. - Benjamin Franklin<br>• We stopped drinking to read this book. - John Barrymore & W. C. Fields<br>• I wish I had put this book in the Declaration of Independence. - Thomas Jefferson<br>• I gave a spinach salad with olive oil for this book. - Popeye<br>• I got my brain just to read this book. - Scarecrow<br>• With this book you can be all you can be without joining the Army. - General George S. Patton Jr. <br>• I woke up just to read this book. - Rip Van Winkle<br>• This book gave me something to smile about. - Mona Lisa<br>• I blew down 3 houses to get this book. - The Big Bad Wolf<br>• This book is better than sex. - Casanova<br>• This book is kryptonite for evil. - Superman<br>• Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what this book can do for your country. - JFK<br>