From DTF to WTF

<p>This book is for anyone who's ever:</p><ul><li>Thought maybe they'll change while sobbing into a Chipotle bowl</li><li>Googled how to stop catching feelings for people who give zero effort</li><li>Stayed in a situationship out of optimism boredom or sheer delusion</li><li>Gotten emotionally attached to someone who said I'm bad at communication like it was a cute quirk</li></ul><p>Welcome to <em>From DTF to WTF</em>-your chaotic hilarious and occasionally profound roadmap out of romantic nonsense and back to your damn self.</p><p>In these pages Quentin Shires delivers the kind of relationship advice you actually want: messy honest unfiltered and funny enough to make you laugh through the healing. It's part breakup survival guide part pep talk from your emotionally evolved alter ego and part holy sh*t did they bug my phone? because yeah-it's that relatable.</p><p>You'll learn:</p><ul><li>How to leave a date before dessert without faking a bathroom emergency</li><li>Why your last 3 love interests were just emotional escape rooms</li><li>How to tell the difference between chemistry and anxiety (spoiler: one feels like butterflies the other feels like a crime scene)</li><li>The beauty of staying single on purpose-even if your aunt keeps asking about grandkids</li><li>How to actually fall in love (with them <em>and</em> with yourself) without spiraling into oblivion</li></ul><p>This isn't about finding the one. This is about becoming the version of you who no longer chases emotionally unavailable disasters because they have a decent jawline and know three astrology signs.</p><p>You don't need closure. You need this book.<br>And maybe a snack. Healing is exhausting.</p>