Frosting Her Christmas Cookies

<p><strong>Dear Santa I do not want a Frost brother for Christmas.</strong></p><p>In fact I do not want anything for Christmas-no annoying Christmas carols no holiday family drama and no last-minute presents.</p><p>And I certainly don't want to be a bachelorette in The Great Christmas Bake-Off. Yes in the spirit of holiday commercialism the bake-off is also a date-off and Jonathan Frost is the prize.</p><p>I should be hiding away with wine and snacks while waiting for Christmas to end. Instead I'm wearing a reindeer mascot costume and pretending I'm oh-so-excited to meet New York City's most eligible billionaire bachelor!!! Just look at those blue eyes and six-foot-five tall frame!!! Don't you want to take him home for the holidays?!?!!</p><p>Barf.</p><p>Unlike the other bachelorettes I refused to debase myself and stroke some billionaire's ego.</p><p>Instead I threw a candy-cane dildo at his stupidly handsome face.</p><p>Then I laughed when he yelled at me.</p><p>Of course Jonathan couldn't take the hint. He came around offering to put a little frosting on my Christmas cookies.</p><p>I attempted to shank him with a spatula.</p><p>He got offended and said that as a judge on The Great Christmas Bake-Off he was just trying to help.</p><p>Sure...</p><p>Not that I'm looking for holiday romance. </p><p>Christmas is already a stressful time of the year without adding a billionaire in the mix.</p><p>Between dodging bake-off sabotaging cousins applying for a long-shot prestigious museum internship and trying to survive being broke in Manhattan I'm up to my black lipstick in my own special nightmare before Christmas.</p><p>And it's making me wound tighter than a nutcracker.</p><p>So when Jonathan offers to put some frosting on my cookies-and a few other ornament shaped parts-his washboard abs and sexy smirk start to seem like the perfect stress relief.</p><p>Especially when he offers himself all wrapped up in a bow.</p><p>So no dear Santa I do not want Jonathan Frost but I won't say no to his Christmas package!</p><p></p><p>Frosting Her Christmas Cookies is a standalone holiday romantic comedy. If you love Christmas baking hilarious holiday hijinks and a big thick Christmas stocking then pick up this full-length steamy romance novel! There are no cliffhangers but there is a very merry (Christmas!) ever after!</p>