Full Metal Jack-Ass

<p>Full Metal Jack-Ass: A Memoir (Standard Edition)</p><p>This is not a polite memoir. This is not a redemption arc. This is the raw loud drug-fueled punk rock chaos of one man's life-told without filters apologies or censor bars.</p><p>From small-town Nebraska pews to Air Force barracks from grimy punk shows to midnight skate sessions from sex clubs to desert deployments <em>Full Metal Jack-Ass</em> rips through decades of bad decisions loud music questionable substances and the kind of friendships that outlast everything.</p><p>Inside you'll find:</p><ul><li>The Air Force years reimagined as a dark comedy of errors.</li><li>Punk shows riots and the DIY life in full volume.</li><li>Drunken border crossings bizarre jobs and wilder women.</li><li>Skateboarding crashes near-death adventures and the kind of hangovers that feel like war crimes.</li><li>A soundtrack of over 200 songs to keep the chaos blasting in your ears.</li></ul><p><strong>Note:</strong> This is the <em>uncensored</em> edition. It includes explicit sexual content graphic language drug use and photographs that are absolutely not safe for Sunday school.</p><p>Johnny Kameltoh (definitely not his real name duh) doesn't hold back. The sex the drugs the blood the stupidity the laughter-it's all here in one massive mixtape of a memoir.</p><p>If you want inspirational look elsewhere. If you want the uncut story of a life lived loud reckless and absurd-this is it.</p>